Director Lee Roy Meyers
Starring Evan Stone, Anthony Rosano, Rocco Reed, Isis Taylor, Riley Evans, Brittany O'Connell, Kayla Paige, Jordan Kingsley, Criss Strokes, Vanessa Naughty
Description
What do you get when you cross one of the funniest and most popular sitcoms ever with the hottest sex scenes imaginable? You get Friends A XXX Parody! Finally, their friendships have benefits. It's amazing what happens when New Sensations parodies Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, and Ross. The comedy flies, as do the bodily fluids. Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Moanica's bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger & raunchier bachelor party. Featuring an All-Star including Brittany O'Connell, Riley Evans, Kayla Paige, Isis Taylor, Vanessa Naughty. Finally, the show you always wanted to see naked, Friends: A XXX Parody is here!
Synopsis:
The Friends XXX Parody begins with what I can only describe as an Emmy-worthy parody of the famous Friends theme song, featuring such lyrics as “these friends go all the way” and “these friends love to screw.” I would have found it a little on-the-nose if I wasn’t busy adding it to my Party playlist. Unfortunately, this song may very well be the best part of the film.
We first meet our 6 protagonists in Canoga Perk, the Los Angeles version of Central Perk that makes considerably less sense. Here, we learn that “Russ’s” wife Carol has cheated on him with another woman (season 1), “Moanica” and “Sandler” are getting married (season 7), and a couple of lesbians kiss for no reason (season never). Sandler (Anthony Rosano) tells Moanica he has something to show her back at his apartment, and I’ll give you zero guesses what that something is!
Yup, it’s his penis! And lucky for us, Anthony Rosano chooses to do a giddy Chandler impression the minute he’s naked, leading to an unfortunate moment where his bing (yup) just kinda whacks back and forth across his thighs. Aka the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. Sandler and Moanica start going at it on, where else, one of the two leather recliners, which immediately looks like the least comfortable place to have sex. That is, of course, until fifteen minutes later when they’re doing it on the foosball table.
Despite that, Moanica lives up to her name, and Sandler is a pro. My one complaint with this scene is the ratio of BJ time (3:37) to VJ time (:19). And yes, I did the math on that. I know porn isn’t really for girls, but this girl has certainly seen a lot of it, and this girl would appreciate a slightly more even ratio, thank you.
From here we head back to Canoga Perk, where “Freebie” (solid) accidentally mentions a secret bachelorette party that the girls are having for Moanica, despite the fact that Moanica told Sandler he couldn’t have a bachelor party. (A very specific plot from Season 8, Episode 8 ) An indignant “Joe” and Russ decide to throw Sandler a party.
Quick sidenote: I should mention that the porn actors who play Joe, Freebie and “Rachelle” actually do look strangely like their TV counterparts. In a bizarro, funhouse mirror kinda way.
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